Archive for the ‘Life Philosophy’ Category

Midlife Crises?

Sunday, March 10th, 2013

My husband believes he is a young god. The older he becomes, the stronger his belief grows. And if that weren’t enough, he also secretly stillCocktail hour. Image by epiclectic hopes to make the England cricket squad. He keeps up his cricket practice all winter long. The only problem with his little dream: his back ain’t playing the game.  Two weeks ago he slipped a disc. The osteopath advised a rest. My husband however is on a mission. After all, the cricket season is starting soon. On Friday evening he went to play in the nets with Doug – his forty-something cricket sparring partner. By the time he came home, he crawled more than that he walked.

So, while the husband is taking his midlife crises to the cricket grounds, what does the wife do? Last week she felt slightly overworked and thus on Friday evening she decided to curl up on the sofa with a bottle of wine. But alas, after one glass she realized that if she continued she wouldn’t make it to Winchester the following day where she was going to address an audience of one hundred readers. She switched to rosehip tea instead and closed her eyes and dreamed of her lost youth when she was able to drink an entire bottle and smoke a pack of cigarettes too.

The speech on Saturday went well. I enjoyed the exhilarating feeling of addressing a packed auditorium. Then I caught the train back to London in time to attend the launch of ’50 Shades of Feminism’ at the South Bank Centre. For about two and a half hours I listened to 50 inspiring women. All of them successful. Many of them middle aged.

Lennie Goodings, the publisher of Virago, addressed an issue that truly resonated with me. She pointed out that there are indeed more and more women in powerful positions – like her own – but that – like herself – a lot of women struggle to acknowledge to themselves the power they possess.

It was one those moments in life where I heard a ‘click’ in my head. Something had suddenly fallen into place. Yes, I might no longer be a reckless young teen who can party through the night and look good the next day. Instead, however, I am a powerful woman. I decide which authors and books are important enough to bring to the Anglo-Saxon world. I provide work for people. And I am old enough to have acquired sufficient experience to use those powers wisely.

I arrived home at 8.30. My husband and I decided to go out for a meal. As we walked down the road, I noticed his upright posture. I glanced at his face to see signs of pain. He looked relaxed and happy.

‘Your back seems better,’ I commented nonchalantly.

A glint came into his eye. ‘This afternoon, I bowled ten overs at top pace against Doug, I felt a few twinges at the start but then I hit my stride’

So, the moral of the story: if the husband can find a way of walking upright through his midlife crises, the wife can surely find a more glamorous drink than rosehip that will help her through hers. At the restaurant I started with a Kir Royale, continued with a red wine and finished with the ultimate digestif, a double amoretto on the rocks. Who says you can’t have it all?

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The Death of a Beautiful Tree

Sunday, February 17th, 2013

I love living in North London. It’s hilly and leafy. Back gardens are divided by old hedges, streets curve as houses were built around Tumble down house. Image by johnmukancient trees.

One of these stunning trees stood in our neighbour’s garden a couple of houses along. It started to grow here long before humans inhabited the hills, when only sheep were gracing in the meadows. Even last summer, the sun shone through its leaves on beautiful summer evenings. A perfectly healthy tree, it was cut down in the autumn. An insurance company claimed it caused subsidence. We moaned its loss, upset that the council had not objected.

Our terrace of houses was built on a steep clay slope about 130 years ago. Every now and again the houses slightly shift and cracks appear. Most London houses do.

Just before Christmas, however, the cracks in our house got worse. Especially in the ceiling underneath the Peirene office.

‘It’s the books,’ Peirene whispered. ‘We’ve got far too many books in our office.’

I had had the same thought. ‘But what can we do?!’ I felt panic rise in my chest.

‘We need to do something’ said Peirene with wide eyes.

What if we have to look for new office space? What if we can’t run the Peirene Salons any longer from my own home? For a few weeks Peirene and I decided to pretend we hadn’t noticed the cracks. We hoped that this method would encourage them to simply disappear again. We also trod carefully across the office floor. It didn’t help. The cracks remained. They even got slightly worse. Then one night I woke up with racing heart, imagining my children under collapsed ceilings. It was time to stop turning a blind eye. I called a builder.

He took one look and immediately reassured me that nothing was about to collapse. The books are fine in the office and he sees no problem why I shouldn’t continue running the salon from my own home. A sigh of relief escaped both Peirene’s and my chest and I suddenly remembered what might be causing the new cracks.

I mentioned to the builder the death of the ancient tree. He nodded: ‘The tree sucked up a lot of moisture which now remains in the soil. No wonder new cracks have appeared. It will probably take another couple of months before the ground has settled.’

Peirene and I have returned to our desks. We now walk again with firm step across our floors. All is well. And once again we have learned to “leave well alone”. This applies to insurance companies, publishers and Greek nymphs.

Image by johnmuk.

Anxiety Blues

Monday, January 14th, 2013

I shared my first week back at work with Kevin, gerbil No 2 in our household. Stuart, my son’s first gerbil, died tragically a year ago. Kevin on the other hand has grown into a strong, healthy lad. The pride and joy of our family.Gerbil. Image by

Until this week. When suddenly my son got worried. ‘Look at his ears, they seem so strange,’ he said on Monday. I looked at Kevin’s ears. The appeared normal.  ‘Look at his poo, it has a weird colour,’ my son said on Wednesday. I looked at the perfect gerbil poo. By Thursday, Kevin had moved into my office, so I could keep an eye on him during the day. My son rang me from school three times. ‘How is Kevin?’ ‘He is fine,’ I replied.

Then I suddenly understood what was happening. My son is trialing for the Under 13 Barnet football team. Barnet is a professional football club. If he gets in, he will be a step closer to his dream of becoming a football player. It’s huge pressure on the boy. Anxieties are running high. And he has transferred them onto the gerbil.

Anxieties are a funny business. The longer I live, the more I accept that they are part of our human nature. We can’t escape them. And indeed they are necessary. Anxiety keeps us on our guard and pushes us forward.  In an unhealthy dose, however, anxieties paralyse us. But if we want to grow beyond our comfort zones, anxiety will accompany us. We just have to learn how to handle it.

‘Look who is talking,’ Peirene is clearly amused by my wisdom. ‘Who has woken up every day this week at 4am and couldn’t go back to sleep?!’

I have, I admit. This first week was stressful. Worries about the 2014 series, which hadn’t yet totally fallen into place. Worries about the amount of emails which still waited for a reply. Worries about conversations I needed to have with people.

But for the last two nights I have slept better – even though I still have an in-box full of messages. And Kevin has moved out of the office, my son no longer seems to be preoccupied with animal health issues.

‘Hm, I prefer not to deal with anxieties in the first place.’ Peirene comments.

‘And you indeed don’t,’ I mutter to myself. ‘You are very good in transferring them onto me.’

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On Summer Blog Break

Saturday, July 14th, 2012

I am taking a summer blog break and will be back here 2nd week of September 2012. Peirene, however, will stay busy. You can  talk to us on twitter @PeirenePress and follow us on facebook. Our August newsletter will go out beginning of August and Peirene No 9, Sea of Ink by Swiss Richard Weihe, will be send to our subscribers 1st week of August. Have a lovely, sunny summer.

(Illustration by Giulia Morselli for Peirene.)


Latin Lovers

Monday, July 9th, 2012

A lot what I learned at school I have forgotten. Except Latin. In fact one of the most important things I studied at school was Latin. I did LatinPysche and Amor by Antonio Canova. Image by  LdDH Abitur – German A level equivalent. Thanks to Latin I understood the German grammar. Thanks to Latin I understood language per se. I even like to claim that it was thanks to Latin that I learned how to think logically – or at least, it helped to structure my ideas.

Then I left school and for years I felt misunderstood. Whenever I mentioned the many hours I spent in the company of Latin I at most earned a sad smile. No one was impressed. Until five years ago. My daughter entered year 7 and started Latin. The first parents evening with her teacher felt like a home coming. After two decades walking through a desert, I had finally again met someone who was as passionate about that subject as I.

My daughter has just done AS level Latin and will do A level Latin next year. My son went into year 7 last September. At the last parents evening his Latin teacher told me, the boy possesses an aptitude for the ancient language and seems to enjoy it. It was a very happy day for me. Both my children on Latin track. My parental duty done. Not much can go wrong now. I might as well retire from my motherly post. Well, almost.

Only a few days ago, however, did I fully understand what lies at the root of my instinctive passion for Latin. At the prize giving evening of my children’s school, the comedian Natalie Haynes was invited as guest speaker. She published a book, ‘The Ancient Guide to Modern Life’ and her speech was in defense of studying Classics. She made one simple point: Studying Classics means you revel in learning for learning’s sake.

I suddenly realized that is exactly the reason why I advocate Latin. You can live in this world quite happily without knowing a single word of that language. But if you want to understand where our words come from, our thinking, our Western literature, then Latin matters.

“Pity you only studied Latin.” Peirene is looking over my shoulder. “A huge chunk of learning has passed you by.”

“Well, lucky that I have an ancient Greek Nymph on hand. I am sure you will show me the way to enlightenment.”

Image by LdDH.

The Killing Meets Peirene

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

I will always remember Friday, the 20th of January 2012. That evening I went to the local DVD shop and took out The Killing, episode 1-4.Scandi Jumper. Image by  Crafty Fox

The Killing isn’t my first box set experience. I tried my luck with Mad Men – but after a few episodes, I got bored. Only the dresses impressed me. Then I discovered The Wire. Far more intriguing. I enjoyed each episode, without sensing a desperate urge to watch the next one. Weeks often passed before I sat down to savour the follow up.

Not so with The Killing. My husband and I watched episode 1-4 on that Friday. On Monday I ordered the complete Series One on amazon. I held out till last Friday. After episode 7, at around 11pm, my husband went to bed.  I slipped under the covers at 3am. Saturday evening we went out with friends. I hardly drank any wine because I had unfinished business to attend to. When we arrived home at midnight, my husband went upstairs to read his book, I turned on the DVD in the sitting room. At 4.30am I finally managed to tear myself away from the screen. Today I spent most of the time telling myself that I will not – under any circumstances – watch another episode until next Friday. I even hid the box set behind the books on the top shelf.

“Look at you. You are a sad addict.” Peirene stood in the door as I climbed down from the ladder which I especially fetched to reach the top shelf. I started. I didn’t hear her come.

“No, I am not. I’ve got the situation perfectly under control.” I folded the ladder.

“Oh really?! That’s not what it looks like to me.” Replied Peirene in a cocky voice, hands on both hips.

“I am just tidying the DVDs away, otherwise the place looks a mess.” I tried not to sound too defensive. “And anyway, you should watch The Killing too. It’s just like our books.”

“I am a cultured Nymph. I don’t waste my time watching mass market TV dramas. I hope you manage to turn up at work tomorrow, considering your lack of sleep over the weekend.” She was about to turn away.

“Wait.” I held her back. “Give me a chance to explain: Each episode of The Killing is the perfect length, a self contained little film. As a whole the series is a beautifully curated showcase of murder stories, held together by a common theme, the killing of Nanna Birk Larsen.  Just like our series. Each book an individual short lit gem, that gains momentum by belonging to a curated series. Peirene and The Killing are both the ultimate forms of cultural expression for our day and age.”

The Nymph didn’t reply. She merely raised a disbelieving eyebrow and walked off.

Three hours ago I head noise from the sitting room. I stuck my head around the corner. The Nymph! Watching The Killing. “I just want to see if you are right.” She said with a guilty smile.

I might join her later on. Just for one tiny episode.

Image by Crafty Fox.

The Pitfalls of Tantrums

Monday, November 21st, 2011

When babies cry they have a fair chance of receiving attention. However, toddlers, inTantrum. Image by  demandaj a fit of temper, get a telling off rather than sympathy. And when adults throw tantrums, we have a problem. To avoid this problem we have developed the art of communication. In the 21st century this art form is made terribly easy by plenty of gadgets. We should all be experts.

Earlier this week I received an email, which is familiar in tone to other, similar mails. Here is an extract:

“I have been reading your newsletter every month. In return, I think it would be only courteous if you could read the manuscript I sent six months ago.”

I am baffled -  not by the request but by the tone – a tone which implies an obligation on the part of the receiver.

If email hadn’t been an option, would a letter or a telephone conversation have been conducted in a similar demanding manner?

I don’t force anyone to receive the Peirene newsletter. If someone doesn’t want the information any longer then they can “unsubscribe.” Furthermore, if someone has a favour to ask, perhaps they would be better advised to write me a nice note.

I, too,  have many desires. And I need others to help me fulfill them. I want authors to agree that I can publish their works, I want journalists to write about the Nymph, I want bookshops to sell my titles. I want I want I want. And each day I write many emails to people I know and I don’t know soliciting help.  Sometimes they reply and sometimes they don’t. That’s the name of the game. You have to role the dice many times. Without hope and without despair. But I have one firm rule: be polite. Perhaps I am old fashioned. But I believe compliments, thank yous and pleases get me further than bitterness. After all, no one owes Peirene a living, the world existed before us and will exist after we’ve gone.

“May I kindly correct you, please” says Peirene in her sweetest voice.

“You may, since you asked so nicely.” I smile at her

“After we’ve gone the world might continue to exist. But it won’t ever be the same again.”

The Nymph has got a point. We all leave an impression. And it might as well be a positive one.

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The Murky Waters of Human Irrationality

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

Humans are irrational. Most of what we do follows – at best – our own internal logic.geography-fieldwork-photos-159 And to make matters worse, we lack self-awareness. We can see irrationality in others but never in our selves. I don’t think I am saying anything new. However, only since I set up Peirene, have I become aware of the rampant irrationality in others. (Of course I’m still blind to my own).

Let me give you two examples. In the first instance irrationality lead to the happiness of everyone involved. The second story is an impressive example of how we boycott ourselves with irrational fears and destroy a win-win situation.

Example 1: A few weeks ago I sent out emails to friends and relatives inviting them to buy Peirene’s new 2012 subscription. Some did, others didn’t like the idea at all. And one dear friend even took the pain to explain that she definitely won’t be signing up because she didn’t want to read any depressing European books. Then, at the beginning of last week, I sent out Peirene’s November newsletter. Once again I promoted the Peirene 2012 subscription. My dear friend was one of the first to sign up. When I saw her for dinner a couple of days later, she congratulated me. “A gift subscription,” she exclaimed. “What a brilliant way of buying books. I will definitely spread the word and my mother and sister will receive a subscription for Christmas.”

Example 2: A couple of months ago, a big London theatre decided to stage one of the Peirene books as a play. Huge excitement at Peirene HQ. A producer was in place, a leading actress too. We only needed the go ahead from the author to allow the actress to shorten the text down to a play of one hour length. She even offered to fly to the Continent to discuss the cuts with the author. The author refused all co-operation. Pleading and persuasion didn’t work. Therefore – sadly – the play cannot be staged.

Peirene was beside herself and threatened to call up the author to air her fury. I managed to grab the receiver out of her hand just in time.

“Leave it. We’ve tried everything we could. We have to stay professional after all.”

“This makes no sense. Doesn’t the author want to become known in this country? Other authors would pay for an opportunity such as this.”

The Nymph paced up and down the office. When after a while she calmed down, she approached me and whispered into my ear:” I shouldn’t really say this and that’s why I am only whispering it… I am wondering if some authors worry too much about controlling their intellectual property. Perhaps they have never heard about Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. It was staged in London a few years after its first publication. The author was in the audience. No one asked permission. But the play became popular and that’s why Mary Shelley became famous.”

I don’t find it easy to pilot a business through the reefs of human irrationality. But I’m lucky. I have an ancient Greek Nymph on board who loves the waters and whispers wise words.

Heavenly Family Parties

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011


I am the daughter-in-law from heaven, only matched by my sister-in-law who is also a daughter-in-law from heaven. My mother-in-lawCherub. Image by  chicks57 should consider herself one lucky woman.

We have spent the last four consecutive weekends with our husbands’ family. Generally in a good humour. My mother-in-law has two sons: my husband and his brother. At the beginning of this month,  the other side of the family – complete with their three children –  came over from Australia. This was considered a perfect opportunity to organise three huge parties. One for the relatives from my husband’s father side (40 people), one for my mother-in-law’s closest friends (70 people) and one for my husband’s mother’s side (50 people). We were expected to turn up to all of them. In addition, mother-in-law, brother-in-law plus family and my husband, children and I spent a week in a rented cottage on a Scottish island.

We are still alive. No blood spilled. Indeed overall we had rather a nice time. The weather on Islay was bliss, we swam in the sea and went for long walks and indulged in Whisky tastings. At the family parties we talked to people we hadn’t seen for a year, were introduced to new babies and played games involving three generations.

But I have to admit by last Saturday I had enough. “Your mother really didn’t think that through,” I told my husband as we were heading to the final family party of the summer. “You have never spent such a long time with my parents, have you?” and  got in such a strop that I made him park the car while I calmed down in a café. When we eventually arrived at the party and people praised the ham I had cooked the previous evening – the stress evaporated. After all I hardly ever receive such wonderful cooking compliments from my children.

Peirene, too, has decided she likes family parties. Initially she wasn’t sure at all. “Extended families make me feel claustrophobic,“ she moaned. Then she realized that my mother-in-law is spreading the Peirene word. Her eldest sister who lives in America has read the books and orders them regularly to give to friends. The brother-in-law is taking Tomorrow Pamplona and Maybe This Time to Australia and a number of elderly ladies and gentlemen from Berkshire and Hampshire have now ventured into reading foreign lit.

So, I guess my sister-in-law and I aren’t the only ones who have a place in heaven. My mother-in-law deserves a seat there too. However, no more family parties – at least this year.

Image by chicks57.

A Pea under the Mattress

Sunday, February 20th, 2011


Us poor women are yet again making headlines. We are rarely sighted in the big wide public world. Only 12.5% of blue chip board posts arepea held by women. And on the book market it ain’t looking any better: male writers and reviewers still dominate.  


Apparently – according to some research –  lack of ambition and self-confidence is holding women back. Frankly, I don’t buy it. Women are just as ambitious as men and a healthy portion of self-doubt is no bad thing and leads to self-improvement.


 In the last three months Peirene employed her first intern. One day a week Will helped Maddy and I with the marketing. Thanks to him we now have a Novella web-page and are running the “Two-Hour Book”  Facebook page. When Will applied, he was “trying to get into publishing, especially the editorial side of it.” I liked his CV and said I can offer him work experience on the marketing side. He took the opportunity.  


A couple of weeks ago, just as Will’s time ran out, I was approached by a young, well-qualified, woman. Again, she wanted editorial, I offered marketing. I explained that this is the most challenging part of publishing nowadays and an insight into that area will help her with any number of different career tracks. She turned the offer down.


Fair enough, one could of course argue that this young woman knows what she wants and has decided to go for it. Or has she? Has she taken responsibility for her ambition? I’d say, if she really wants to be in at the changing world of publishing, she’d better know the business insight out – and that includes gaining experience in areas she finds more difficult.


One more example: When I published Beside the Sea by Véronique Olmi a year ago, it was predominantly reviewed by men. Since I believe that this book needs to be discussed by women, I approached female reviewers directly. To no avail.  Over the last few days I followed discussions on Facebook about why men dominate our book review pages. To my surprise a number of female reviewers stressed that they only review books they like. Why? How do you know if you like a book when you haven’t even read it? And if you read it, you might as well review it. And why should only praise help enhance the name and status of the reviewer? A well written controversial article might shine an even brighter light on the reviewer than a regurgitated eulogy.


Us women are ambitious all right. Ça n’est pas le problème. Le problème c’est our self-image. We like to be little Princesses who only say nice things and everybody loves us and we  like to lie comfortably and hate feeling the pea under the mattress.