Archive for December, 2010

Peirene’s Top of the Pops 2010

Monday, December 20th, 2010

 

Best Star Author: all Peirene’s authors are Star Authors, bien sur. But the prize this year has to go to Friedrich Christian Delius, author No 3,img_3158 for being stoic and resilient when visiting this island. Christian is an author who fills huge lecture halls  in Germany. Here he gave a star performance in a bookshop to an audience of seven. And for publicity reasons he revealed it all on twitter: The truth about Paul McCartney & Friedrich D. – based on a real story.

 

Best Newspaper Review: Nicholas Lezard’s Beside the Sea. The only newspaper critic who was brave enough to mentioned the Elephant in the Room. The Nymph was thrilled.

 

Best High-Heels: BBC journalist Rosie Goldsmith who hosted a wonderful evening with Blake Morrison and Friedrich Delius. However, the absolute star of the show was her gorgeous red High Heels.

 

Best One-Liner about Peirene: “Two-hour books to be devoured in a single sitting: literary cinema for those fatigued by film.” The nymph will be forever grateful to Madeline Clements and the TLS.

 

Best Publisher’s Portrait: It has to be Richard Lea. He called me a D’Artagnan on the Guardian Book Blog!

 

Best Stunning Dress: Christina Mora’s, Maria Barbal’s agent, elegant little black number, which she wore for the Stone in a Landslide celebratory dinner in the summer. A great agent in a fab dress.

 

Best Blogger: Difficult. Difficult. We are in awe of the blogger scene. Some have already got special mention in our newsletter. But the overall prize will go to Kim Forrester who ventured out of cyberspace into physical reality and  hosted a brilliant Peirene author event with Friedrich Christian Delius.

 

Best Book Shop: Waterstone’s. Yep, sorry - I know this is not PC, but they embraced the Nymph whole-heartedly. And Peirene just loves to be displayed on Must Read tables and Best Buys Shelves.

 

Best Star Employee: Maddy Pickard, Peirene’s Marketing Director, who manages to sell Peirene books even on twitter –with a beautiful digital smile free of charge.

 

Best Literary Prize: Eight Cuts Gallery Prize – because they short-listed Peirene stating “however good the books, the Press itself matters.” Pure music to the ears of a nymph.

 

Best Celeb Party of the Year: Launch of Stone in a Landslide with actress Claire Skinner (“Outnumbered”) and two TV camera crews. Glamour Lit Bizz as you’ve never seen it before.

 

Best Salon: No 7 with Costa short-listed, TS Eliot nominated, Robin Robertson – because he was the only author who nearly brought me flowers.

 

Fröhliche Weihnachten und einen Guten Rutsch. See you all back here at the beginning of January.

 

Poetic Compliment

Monday, December 13th, 2010

 

Seven has always been a magical number. After all, God created the World in six days and rested on the Seventh, Snow White found herselfflowers

seven little dwarfs, Bluebeard’s castle sports seven locked doors.

 

We held our seventh Salon last Saturday.

 

Robin Robertson, the Scottish poet, was our guest. He is one of my favourite living poets. I initially approached him over a year ago to invite him for a reading. Robin’s answer was short – no. Earlier this year we met at the prize giving of the Best First Novel Award. We had a nice chat. I tried my luck again. This time he said yes.  

 

I asked him to read for about 40-45 minutes and then we’d open up the floor for questions from the audience. He said no. He wouldn’t want questions from the audience, it’d destroy the atmosphere of the reading. If someone wanted to talk to him, they could come up afterwards. I reluctantly agreed.

 

When he rang the bell and I opened the door for him, he stood there with a pot of flowers in his arms. I was immediately touched – flowers for the hostess?! No author had ever brought me flowers before. He said no, though with a smile, they are not for me, they are for his garden.

 

So by the time we were all seated in the upstairs room for the reading, I was nervous enough to stumble three times in an intro speech of ten sentences. Peirene was very unhappy with me and whispered into my ear, that indeed she might look for a new publisher if I continue behaving like that.

 

Then Robin began to read. At the start people shuffled to get comfortable on their plastic chairs borrowed from the primary school and I worried that this evening might constitute too much of a cultural challenge for some. Eventually, however, the shuffling stopped. You could have heard a needle drop, as the chilling and dark images of Strindberg’s ingenious world appeared before our eyes. The reading lasted an hour, it felt more like 15 minutes. The audience was thrilled and queued to talk to the poet afterwards.

 

When the party had dwindled down to 10 people at around midnight and the whisky was on the table, Peirene, a little tipsy, egged me on to ask Robin why he had turned us down when I asked him initially.

 

You do get approached by some weird, quite mad people, he explained. And it was only when he had met me in person that he felt happy to oblige.

 

After everyone had left, Peirene and I argued about who deserved the compliment – me for my personal persuasion skills or her for the nymph’s growing reputation. Eventually we maturely agreed to differ. But we both decided that Robin was one of the finest poets in the land. We would be delighted if he came again and we hope that the flowers look good in his garden.

 

(photo by canonsnapper from flickr)

Hand-Selling

Monday, December 6th, 2010

 

Last Friday I got up at 4.15am to wrap Peirene gift packages. By 6am I was done. I piled them into the shopping trolley and ventured into thegeography-fieldwork-photos-076 snowy icy morning, pulling the trolley up the hill to my son’s school.

 

It was the annual Christmas Fair and I had rented a stall. My first ever stall rental. I unpacked. At 7.30 the fair opened to the public. I stood between a lady selling cards and wrapping paper and another one selling tree decoration and little fairies in water bubbles. Crowds immediately gathered around the fairies in the water bubbles. Every now and again the Peirene books got a glance and a couple of people stopped for a second but then decided to go on. No one bought a book.

 

Admittedly at this point my mind was moving to other things. At 7.45am I had received a phone call. My husband. He was supposed to come back from a business trip to America that morning well in time to take our 11-eleven year old to his grade 4 piano exam. When my husband called me, he was still on the plane: “Meike,” he whispered into the phone, “I’m not suppose to speak. We’ve landed but we’re being held on the runway at Heathrow.”

 

Fortunately, I had anticipated such a turn of events. I had left money on the kitchen table and had told our son the previous evening that he might have to take a taxi if Dad’s plane were delayed. So I booked a cab and rang my son. He was incredible mature and cool about it. However, this didn’t prevent me from feeling like the worst mum on earth.

 

What exactly was I doing at this fair where clearly no one was interested in buying my books? And why was I allowing my darling boy to journey through the streets of cold London all by himself. I felt like crying. Instead, I decided to pack up.

 

“Have we sold any books yet?”

Peirene suddenly stood beside me, well rested and all rosy cheeks. I lifted my head. She handed me a hot cappuccino.

“Now, there is a surprise,” I couldn’t hide the sarcasm in my voice. “You were suppose to be here at 7.30.”

She mumbled an apology.

“Anyway, “ I continued. “ You’ve just arrived in time. We’re packing up. This has all been a huge mistake.”

For a moment Peirene looked as if she wanted to reply. Then she turned to the woman who had stopped in front of our stall, briefly glanced at Portrait of the Mother  and was about to turn away again.

“This is a 117-page long single sentence,” Peirene smiled at her, “which reads like a page turner. Nick Lezard in the Guardian said this story has one of the most moving endings he has ever read.” The woman looked at the book again, while Peirene chattered away. Eventually she bought not only Portrait but also Beside the Sea and a gift pack.

 

During the next hour and a half Peirene and I sold 11 gift packs and a number of individual books. My husband made it in time to pick up our son from the piano exam. And the piano exam went well. I am pleased I stayed at the bookfair if only to prove what I suspected anyway. Peirene’s books sell by word of mouth. People love the idea of two-hour books, they love the idea of translated fiction, they love the idea of strong voices and unconventional stories but they have to be pointed in the right direction. It’s called hand-selling – but you need a nymph to do it well.