Archive for May, 2010

Gossip at the Hairdresser’s

Friday, May 28th, 2010

 I have a really good gossip story for you this week.webite-home-144

A publisher tries to get in touch with one of his authors for a publicity stunt he succeeded in setting up. He sends the author an email. No reply. A few days later, sends another one – of the type “I was wondering if you received my previous email?” No reply. Might the author indeed be on holiday? On the other hand the publisher knows the author is the owner of a one of those beauties called a blackberry. In fact on a previous visit the publisher has seen the author checking the device on a regular basis. So after another couple of days the publisher decides to give the author a ring. He is put through to the answer machine. Leaves a message. A few hours later he finally receives a phone call – not from the author but from the author’s agent. Firstly the author is not interested in the publisher’s publicity stunt, secondly he prefers not to have direct contact with the publisher and thirdly he hopes the publisher soon will publish the author’s next book.

 To avoid misunderstandings here: this little story has nothing to do with me or Peirene’s growing number of authors. Six by now. It’s merely an anecdote I overheard at the hairdresser’s the other day. After all, I live in North London, an area known for its authors, art folk and publishers, too.  

 

I am biased of course. My sympathies go out to this poor, hard working publisher. A win-win situation for all sides, that’s what he seems to offer his author.  Surely any author would want publicity? Get known? Sell more books? Presumably that’s why an author decides to get a publisher in the first place. To help him spread his work. Otherwise, why bother getting a publisher. The work might as well stay in the drawer.

 

There is of course another explanation: The author believes his job is to write and the publisher’s job is to do the rest: to publish, to publicise, to market, to sell, to make famous the book and the author.

 

Fair enough. Some people like clear boundaries. Nothing wrong with that.

 

And that’s not what caused my internal outrage when I heard the story. No. The impoliteness of the author is the scandalous bit. When you are spoken to nicely, you answer back nicely. Simple table manners. You don’t send a third person. The poor, poor publisher.

 

Anyway, it’s none of my business. I got me hair done and went home. And now I am sending  loving thoughts to all of my authors for being such brilliant collaborators and communicators, and also to their parents for bringing them up so nicely. With our combined positive energies, I am sure Peirene and them will go many successful miles.

 

P.S I won’t be able to delight you with a story about the pain and passion of a small publisher next week, but shall be back in two weeks time reporting on THE summer party of the year - the launch party of “Stone in a Landslide” , Peirene Title No 2.

Sunbath of a Tortoise

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

 

Peirene is a nymph who is at heart a tortoise. I finally understood her real psychological make up. And – let me be quite frank – do not evenwebite-home-1431 dream of mocking her. Or have you never heard of the famous fable of the tortoise and the hare?

 

Big publishing houses like to scare small publishing houses. Especially at book conferences. After publication date, the book has a window of two months, six weeks, four weeks to make or break it. The window gets smaller with every conference I attend.

 

When Beside the Sea was published beginning of February, for the first three weeks it did well and I secretly hoped my nymph was becoming a big-time superstar diva. Then things went quiet, terribly and worryingly quiet. “Books have their own momentum,” a colleague, from a small but definitely successful publisher reassured me (one of his books has just been short listed for the Orange). I didn’t believe him and complained bitterly to anyone who cared to listen that only one woman, Lynne Hatwell from dovergreyreader had so far reviewed Beside the Sea. All the other reviewers, in the papers and online, were men.

 

And then this week not only one woman but three announced their reviews of Beside the Sea. Madeline Clements in the TLS,  Kim Forrester on her book blog “Reading Matters” and Jackie Bailey  from Farm Lane Books (who will publish her review next week). And that’s not all. As you might know I feel very strongly that Beside the Sea is not only a book that ought to be read, but is also a book that should be discussed. A friend of mine was courageous enough to put her opinion about Beside the Sea on my facebook page, unprompted. She finds the book disturbing and a great “semi public” discussion on the page developed between us.

 

After such an exciting week, I couldn’t resist to check the book’s sales ranking on Amazon. Over the last two months it’s been a sitting tenant at around 130,000. Yesterday, it was at 29,000 ( and a few). Today, I am afraid to say, it’s getting back to it’s usual heights at 95,526. The Amazon sales ranking system is of course a bit of a sham. All it takes for a book to shed a few thousand ranking points is to have two or three people buying it at the same time.

 

But I really shouldn’t belittle my nymph’s success. Haven’t I just figured out, she is a tortoise? She belongs to the kind that wins races slowly. Random House should look out.

 

On the other hand, there is no need for them to panic yet. At least not for today. Peirene clearly isn’t in a mood for a race. Instead she gave in to the temptation of the gorgeous summer day and decided to take a well deserved sun bathing break.

Belle of the Ball

Friday, May 14th, 2010

 

So, we held the 5th Peirene Salon last Saturday. Me nerves before hand were of course totally unnecessary. It all went smoothly, performers webite-home-142performed beautifully and guests enjoyed themselves. No drama, no story to tell. End of this blog entry. Were it not for the beauty competition. We introduced this new aspect of the literary Salon quite subtly, not everyone might have noticed.

 

 Who was the belle of the ball? The long list included Sarah, Suzy et moi. I am afraid non of us made it onto the short list. We were thrown out of the race early on by three delightful 15-year-old waitresses and a handsome 10-year-old door bouncer. But they didn’t win either. The competition was stiff. Madam The Potato Salad was impressive. As usual. A real contender. But but but ….. yes there were some tears … she too was beaten by … The Cheese. Perfect, mature and with an absolutely incomparable smell.

 

The Cheese was the star of the evening. Previous ones had been good. And to serve a big round 3kg Brie or Camembert or Vacherin is definitely a party trick I can recommend. Some chutney and grapes on the side and lots of baguette – it always goes down well. But this time the cheese was outstanding. As it’s often the case with real beauty and worth, it didn’t strike me immediately. I had bought it last Wednesday at the usual place, the fantastic cheese shop in Muswell Hill. I was told to leave it outside the fridge to ensure perfect condition for the party. And perfect it was! The smell hit you the moment you entered our house door. As a good Germanic Hausfrau, I became so embarrassed that I decided to put a note up at the door for arriving guests. I wanted to warn them but also to let them know – discreetly – that they shouldn’t blame my house-keeping for the smell.  

 

No one minded. I guess most couldn’t even smell anything by the time 40 people were cramped into our kitchen. But almost all commented while they were eating or, at the latest, when they said goodbye. And some stayed much longer than intended as they couldn’t tear themselves away from the cheese.

 

Sadly, stardom doesn’t last long. Your reach the zenith, glow for a moment or two and then puff – it’s all gone. That’s what happened to the cheese, too. It’s all eaten and long digested, I don’t think we will ever have such cheesy perfection again. But please come along to our next show, Madam The Potato Salad is quite perturbed. She does not like to be so blatantly pushed into second place. Her come-back will surely be awe inspiring, intended to take the London literary scene by storm.

Orgy, Cheese and Frankenstein

Friday, May 7th, 2010

 

I might as well admit it: I had a fantastic orgy last week. webite-home-136

 

Book cravings attack me like other people feel the urge for chocolate. I’m overcome by an immense desire to read a certain book. I’ve had, at different times, infatuations with Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and Plato. Last week I succumbed to Frankenstein. I could no longer wait. The need to read this book had to be satisfied there and then. I searched our bookshelves. No luck. I stopped work early, bought a new copy and devoured it in a single evening. What a night!

 

Tomorrow evening I will host the fifth Peirene Salon. I’ve bought cheeses (picture proof included!), cakes and baguettes. I’ve collected the chairs from my son’s school. And I am as nervous as if it were my first salon. You would have thought that I had never thrown a party before.

 

“Now that I had finished, the beauty of the dream vanished, and breathless horror and disgust filled my heart.” Frankenstein can’t bear to look at his own creation. He first attempts to run away and then spends the rest of his days trying to kill it. At the beginning however the monster behaves well. It only turns nasty on realizing that his creator doesn’t feel love.

 

I didn’t create a monster, I created a little book nymph with her Saturday salons. Every now and again, however, anxiety overwhelms me and I really don’t like Peirene any longer.  “It’s too much” “ I can’t handle it” “That’s it, I am giving up.”  Of course the trick is to accept the fear as part of the creative process. Embrace it. Sadly I am not into flower power huddle cuddles.

 

Frankenstein eventually was dragged onto the arctic ice by his monster, where he died a wretched death. I won’t let my nymph do that to me. Please, I am not such a drama queen. However there is a risk that I spend much of tomorrow being miserable company for my family as my mind is hijacked by two ghostly worries: I won’t be ready in time. And: No one will turn up.

 

Mary Shelly was 18 when she wrote her novel. Perhaps her protagonist had to be killed by his creation as the author herself battled to accept her own creativity. I am a few years older than Mary. I’ve had my fair share of wonderful (literary) orgies. I really ought to be able to pull myself together, look me nymph into the eyes and tell her, Be quiet. It will all be alright.

 

Or will it?