Archive for April, 2010

Ladies who Lunch

Friday, April 30th, 2010

 

Girls want to become princesses or ballerinas when they grow up. Not me. I always wanted to become a chic lady or an Indian Squaw. Manywebite-home-1341 girls when they grow up, adjust their dreams to reality. Not me. I still want to become a chic lady, in fact a lady who lunches. I work hard to achieve my dream. And not anyone will do as my dining companion.

 

Literary editors, and failing that, literary critics are my desired lunch guests. I love sending out invitations to them. Some don’t answer, some tell me in the nicest possible way that really they don’t have time. And sometimes I strike lucky. I mark the date in the calendar red, I book a restaurant, I wash my hair in the morning of the important day. And then, every now and again, they cancel me at the last minute. Going after your dream has never been easy. Right?

 

I am afraid Peirene started to lose her patience with me. And decided to take matters into her own lovely hands. She went in search for help across the seas and over the mountains until she reached Catalonia. There Roman Llull awarded her courage and chutzpah by granting her money to pay for a PR company to promote her Catalan modern classic, Stone in a Landslide.

 

She came home beaming with pride and anticipation and found herself two good looking, charming, young PR men, Wol and Digby – the founders of Flint PR . She’s sure they will get her to lunches where I have failed. And of course has been ignoring me ever since.

 

Well, what can I say. Let her be. I am delighted with her two young men too. I am particularly pleased that they’ve taken this nymph of mine under their wings for a while. It’s now a much nicer atmosphere here at my office. No more female bitching and blaming. I am already looking far more relaxed. Radiant really. Coming to think of it, lit editors aren’t the only lunch companions in the world, are they? There are far more influential ones. Amanda Ross for example. Yep. I’m amazed I didn’t think of her before. Silly me. I‘ll ask my PR team to send an email straight away. Amanda and me, two ladies who lunch. How about coming Friday?

The Revealing Dust Cloud

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

 

Monday to Wednesday was London Bookfair. Due to the famous dust cloud half of my meetings were cancelled and many book stalls remainedwebite-home-131 empty. But Peirene and I had the best fair ever. Honest to God. And I promise you if you read on – there will be no sad, sudden traumatic twist to the story. Total bliss. For three days. And the glow is still written all over my face.

 

It was of course Peirene’s and my first bookfair as exhibitors. Three beautiful titles displayed on a shelf at the Independent Publishers’ Guild stand. Passers-by stopped in their stride when they spotted my little book babies and they couldn’t resist touching and looking them over. Yes, looks matter and I was pleased I had splashed out and bought myself a new dress for the occasion to keep up with my sparkling nymph.

 

But we didn’t just look the part, hoping for glances from passing admirers. That could have become a real bore after a while. No, we were indeed very busy with meetings. Unscheduled ones. But often they are the best. A lot of the big publishing houses from abroad didn’t come. But the smaller ones somehow found a way – by car, by boat, rebooking at huge expense onto the Eurostar at last minute. Where there’s a will there’s a way. A group of Swedish publishers got in the car and drove 27 hours. A Canadian publisher who had made it to Amsterdam by plane and then completed the rest by train, had lost all his luggage and turned up in a shirt and trousers he had worn for four days. Perhaps he minded. I didn’t. He pointed me in the direction of a fantastic Spanish book.

 

Big publishing houses usually offer me their front list - the latest stuff  but all somehow rather similar. Those books rarely even  tickle my interest. This week, on the other hand, I had a number of meetings where I felt there was a “meeting of minds”. I encountered directors of small companies, individual agents with an interesting eclectic mix of texts – in short, professionals with a passion for literature. Only recently I was worried that I would never find any worthwhile Peirene novel for 2012. Now I have a number of real contenders – Italian, French, Spanish and Swedish -  and I can’t wait to read them.

 

So, what’s the moral of the story? Small publishers have got it all – guts and drive and passion for literature and taste in clothes too. Not even a volcanic eruption deterred us from meeting on this island to show dedication to our books. Power to us, long may we live! 

 

 

On the Road with Bob

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

 

Thursday at precisely 5.30 I was happy, really happy. On Tuesday I had concluded the deal on the third book for 2011, so the programme for nextwebite-home-129 year is complete. On Wednesday I  had booked myself up for all the three days of the London Book Fair next week  - so my little publishing house has clearly “arrived”. And on Thursday I finally caught up with the email back log from the Easter break. Life and work had fallen into order. I put on some music, Bob Dylan, to help me through the last task of the day.

 

It wasn’t the ash cloud that got me. It was something far less real, straight out of the virtual world.

 

My last deed of the day was to update the website. I went online, typed in the webmatrix address. A white page appeared “pcconnect failed. Session halted.” I typed in Peirene’s web address. Same thing. I wanted to send Tom, my webmaster, an email. It didn’t leave my outbox.

 

Technical problems freak me out. My heart beat accelerates, my mind displays paralytic symptoms, I desperately push the same buttons over and over again, hoping for a divine intervention. When I finally got hold of myself, I called Tom who confirmed that my hosting company had had an outage, which would take some time to restore.

 

I could have left it at that. The problem was identified, it would soon be mended. Instead I worried all evening. Hundreds of people were surely trying to look at the Peirene website right now, wanting to buy the three books with my fantastic exclusive deal.  And they would turn away, disappointed. I even had a dream. I saw a big spider-like UFO gobbling up an earth orbiting satellite. I knew the satellite had something to do with my hosting server.

 

I didn’t feel proud when I woke up. I don’t like having such pathetic dreams. Thus, I went into self analysis. Only to resurface with a beautiful line in my head, Bob sang when all went wrong the previous day.

 

“He not busy being born, is busy dyyyyying”.

 

A very sensible line. It’s telling me that everything in life, indeed life itself is a process, a journey with ups and downs. Fortunes change frequently and I’d better learn to ride the waves without feeling each time it’s the end of the road.

 

Bob would be proud of my insight. Long may it last.