Archive for September, 2009

We’ve done It too!

Friday, September 25th, 2009

 

On Wednesday Peirene and I had our first ever sales conference. Sales conference virgins that’s what we were in the morning. By the evening the act had been consummated. I planned it meticulously, I have to admit, leaving little to chance. I glammed myself up with lipstick and earrings and drank a cup of Zen tea to get the mood going. On a mission, determined that today would be the day.

 

Were we swept off our feet? Yes,  it was pure delight!  I have to say, we were lucky with our partners. Not only were they understanding, gentle and nice. More than that, they actually really liked us and got quite excited about our covers (they stroked them), our texts (they wanted more) and Peirene’s first ever proper catalogue (they whispered endearing words). And that’s not all! They are also convinced that booksellers will be infatuated too – with the books, that is, I should probably take myself out of the equation here now.

 

So there can be no doubt, Peirene and I are indeed sales-conf active and don’t need any longer feel left out and that ALL the other publishers are doing it but not us. We - the only ones, the last ones! That’s history. I hereby announce that Peirene and I have lost our sales-conf virginity.

Live-Show

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

 

Me new plastic plates! Aren’t they just stunning?! Bought for the Peirene salon evening last Saturday in order to avoid another strawberry webite-home-019-smalldebacle. Very clever of me indeed, I thought. That was on Saturday morning. By 3pm I was in a state!

“I don’t have enough time. Everybody will arrive soon and I am not ready yet!”

My husband glanced over the laid-out buffet. “The food seems to be ready.”

“Yes, but all the other things!”

“You mean organizing the chairs for the reading?”

“Precisely, that can be a tricky business! And I still have to wash my hair”

By 4pm the first cancellation arrived “Our child has a cough!” Second: “Dog broke a leg”, but best was no 3 “Babysitter has cancelled because her flat got flooded!” (It’s true! I have permission from the person in question to quote this) I kept a straight face, mimed understanding, after all a couple of short notice cancellations are part of any event. I prepare for them in advance, always slightly overbook. Again I thought, clever me. But however much you prepare, still every cancellation feels like a personal blow.

 

Come on, woman, pull yourself together. By 7pm I am sitting on a chair starring at the kitchen clock. Sophie Hannah said she will be here at 7pm. The guests will arrive at 7.30. The clock handle moves forward. 7.01: No one will come. I won’t ever do it again. 7.02: Why am I doing it anyway. 7.05:  I  remember my friend who films herself doing funny one-woman-shows and puts them on Youtube, she’d like to get a TV show but would never do them live. 7.07: I suddenly realize why. If you do anything live – even a literary salon evening – you are up against the elements. And whatever it is – good or bad –it causes emotions and you have to deal with them right there. Clever friend of mine to stay flat in cyberspace. Silly me for venturing into the jungle of human interaction. 7.08: The phone rings. I jump from the chair, answer the phone.

“Can I speak to Maykee?” A woman’s voice.

“Meike” I correct the voice coldly. Correcting the pronunciation of my name is always my last line of defence. If nothing else, I can make people say my name right!

“Speaking,” I then say.

“This is Sophie Hannah.” My heart sinks instantaneously. She will cancel too – oh no!

“I am on my way, I will be there in about 15 minutes.”

And she did. And so did all the other 25 guests! And then the game changed. It was no longer a one-woman-show, but rather a play with many performers involved – the guests who made the effort of coming, willing to talk to each other, listening to the author, the author putting on display her work and herself, and the hostess gradually enjoying the party-  so happy that this time all of the desert gets eaten up thanks to her new, durable and colourful plastic plates.

Love Thy Text

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

 

When I read a brilliant book, I immediately think – wow, the author is a genius! Included in this author-is-a-genius package is of course the idea that the writer is the sole creator of the text. The more perfect the text, the more I assume that the author gave birth to it in one push – without any midwives and doulas about. Sometimes I even wonder about immaculate conceptions.

 

This belief is deeply imbedded. Years of writing and now publishing other writers’ texts has not dissuaded me. Although my daily work proves me continuously wrong, nothing seems to shake the foundations of my credo. It’s a recorded disk – no, a mantra written in stone - in my subconscious. However, every now and again I get a glimpse of my fatal error.

 

A few weeks ago I received a first draft of the translation of “Stone in a Landslide” from Laura. ( I mention her name – and Paul’s in a moment – deliberately here because she is a Catalan translator I can indeed recommend). Now, this Catalan novel is a modern classic and cyberspace is full of Catalonians discussing its meaning. Frankly no easy text to translate. Laura’s work exceeded my expectation. Then Paul went through it meticulously improving rhythm and narrative voice. Then the manuscript came back to Laura and me, we added our comments. Even better. Yesterday Paul and I sat down with the latest version (Laura has gone on a well deserved holiday!) The last two thirds of the text come through strongly. I still manage to cry each time I read it. The translation clearly works its magic. It’s the first part which doesn’t feel right yet. The narrator’s voice needs more work and the text jars at too many places. We discussed, compared notes until 11pm, and now know where the problem lies. So Paul has gone back to the drawing board and will send it to Laura and afterwards to me. And then probably another time round Paul, Laura, me and perhaps one more. Paul, Laura, me.

 

Afterwards I cleaned the kitchen, I tried on some clothes from my wardrobe – do my old jeans go with my new black top? And the orange necklace? Or the purple one or perhaps better earrings? – I put my hair up, I let it down, I made myself a tea and stood in front of the bathroom mirror a bit, all the while thinking: I love text. I love working with text. By this time it was way beyond midnight. But I was far too excited to go to bed. What a wonderful feeling! To make a text complete. And this process requires teamwork. One person alone just can’t get to it. Hurray! No author, no editor, no publisher, no translator is a genius, we are humans and we need each other! Yeah!

 

Anyway, guess what? Because of all this excitement I went to sleep far too late, got up exhausted, have already drunk three coffees (my usual daily limit is two!) and find it hard to deliver a punch line.

Torture Experience

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

 

I now know what torture feels like. The scull  is bolted from the right and left, back and front. The screws are continuously tightened while the webite-home-0041head – perhaps the whole body (at that point you are no longer sure) – is spun around. The stomach empties itself violently a few times and then keeps on wrenching out bile. Finally I –  a confirmed animal-phobe who has never been seen near a horse - is put precisely on such a beast to descend the mountain as quickly as possible. It’s called altitude sickness and it hit me at exactly 4900 m. The rest of my family was fine. They made it to the peak of 5200m.

 

And I cannot wait to do it again! (I am not a masochist. No!) I’ve even checked out flights for next summer already. But it’s too early, most airlines don’t book that far in advance.

 

We trekked for seven days. No roads, no mobile phone signals, in fact not even electricity. The only thing around us were the huge barren Ladakhian Himalaya mountains and every now and again a green oasis, almost out of nowhere, where village life is able to flourish. Temperature fluctuate between +35C and -5C. We had scorching heat and freezing snow storms. Our 14-year-old daughter started the trek with a face and an attitude as if we were intending to deprive her of her friends, Topshop and Facebook forever. By the end even she could not help but admit that it was an amazing experience.

 

Was it the grandiose scenery? The glimpses of Buddhist culture with its stupas, little mountain monastries and prayer flags? The incredible sharp and clear light in the thin air? All of this helped. But what I loved most was the notion of passing through an unforgiving landscape that shows so clearly that it does not care – does not rely and does not need –  human life. A beautifully humbling experience. And surely a useful nihilistic experience for someone who is trying to make a living from books.